natural selfielection

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.

Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

by Bachelor boB October 31, 2018

motherfucking nature

The sex act of when you put your dick in ground and a worm gets in your urethira and you nut so hard you force it out with your jizz

I was motherfucking nature so hard last night that the worn died

by Re kuk bucket September 27, 2017

nature blow

Blowing snot out of one nostril by plugging the other nostril and sharply exhaling.

"Ew, they just showed a closeup of Madison Bumgarner executing a nature blow."

by davism70 October 22, 2014

2nd Nature

Something you do so often, Its engraved into your brain.

Guy 1:Ever since I started watching porn as a kid, locking my door when I walk in has become 2nd nature.
Guy 2: Jerry what the fuck? This is your math presentation!

by MrLoomis February 12, 2021

Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.

After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.

by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009

nature tapes

mostly just swears but still good

guy: nature tapes
other guy: it made my muscles involintarily flex

by human i think February 3, 2023

Natural Mall

A mall which sells natural things and is in a natural environment. Pretty much the best place in the world.

"Look at this stick I just bought at the natural mall."
"Nicee. I want one."
"Let's go back."

by Cerita February 7, 2010