Nicholas Park

A title you give to a poor unsuspecting individual when they act on an event with little to or lack of fundamental reasoning or impossible amounts of irrationality that you question the extent of human intellect.

Oh my god. Stacey just took a big dump on the homeroom teacher's table. What a Nicholas Park thing to do.

by pedrojeon November 10, 2019

Nicholas David Brady

Refers to a person.... male usually.... that has a rather incredibly large penis while erect. Basically Nicholas David Brady is the master of the universe and everything in it. Often, he is seen with flocks of women around him willing to cator to his every desire, and since he packs such an enormous "piece" he can easily satisfy all of them. Very athletic, charming, goodlooking, and has a huge cock. If this were to be used in a sentence, it would sound like this....

Wow i wish i was Nicholas David Brady. but my penis will never be as large, in charge, and smooth as his is. He is my master and i will live my whole life trying to live up to his standard. If i am to fuck up i know ill get that dick right in my asshole.

by Dick Nrady August 31, 2010

Nicholas Morrell

A world famous weightlifter. Widely known for a terrible incident which occurred at the Florida Olympics in 2006, involving a huge hernia which explosively decimated his penis and balls. He now lives hoping a girl will accept him for his personality, even though he has a man-minge.

man dude, that would suck to be nicholas morrell

god i feel so bad for nick's penis and balls!

by RKay September 16, 2007

Nicholas Sparks

A traitor to men. The d-bag who wrote "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."

Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."

by The Dude Who's Rude and Crude June 10, 2009

Nicholas Hume

The main character played by Kevin Bacon in the movie Death Sentence. Humes' oldest son was murdered in a convenience store. He killed the man who killed his son, and in return, was targeted by the gang who had killed his son. Him, his wife and younger son were all shot. He survived, and his younger son went into a coma. Thinking he no longer had a purpose to live, Hume went on a rampage to kill the gang who ruined his life. He succeeded in doing so, but he died during the gun battle with the gang leader. Seconds before he bled to death, he was informed that his son was going to wake up from the coma.

"The fucker is alive Billy! The fucker never died!

Billy; So what?..

Nicholas Hume: So this mother fucker.."

by Risown March 4, 2009

Nicholas Cage Syndrome

When you have the same facial expression no matter what emotion you're supposed to be showing.

Dude! Smile a little bit!

I can't, I have Nicholas Cage Syndrome.

by teen angst February 14, 2015

Nicholas Ward

An infamous serial killer who has claimed victims in Connecticut, Southern and Northern California. Ward a former Wall Street trader and accomplished musician was known for his trademark killings that all involved power tools and Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, Ward was finally captured leaving a gentlemans club in the early morning.

"That Nicholas Ward was one hell of a sick fuck"

by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007