mysterican

A female of indeterminable Latino descent.

"That friend of your girlfriend's is hot as hell! What is she - Puerto Rican or Dominican?"
"I don't even know, man. Something like that."
"Ah, I see. So she's a mysterican."

by robs.alter.ego December 4, 2009

mystery fruit

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

Mystery Cupboard

That cupboard in your house that is filled with complete shit. The place has no organisation. No one can find anything in there. It's a mysterious place to enter.

Hey Jim, can you run and get me a new light bulb form the mystery cupboard!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

mystatism

The fallacy that someone, somewhere cares about your status updates.

Another status update about Carly loving the cereal she's eating. She's suffering from a bit of mystatism.

by videosurfer September 18, 2012

mystery3000

A super awesome guy on OMGPOP.

Guy 1: "I just met this jock on OMGPOP."
Guy 2: "Was it mystery3000?"

by EDKM April 1, 2013

mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.

David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.

by NAGS October 31, 2013

mystian

Mystian - A male nerdy stripper and a nerdy girl in love with one another. The Guy strips at parties and the girl studies at home. But when together alone in one room, everyone is strippin everywhere. Both show lust for each other and isn't afraid to show it! Both nerds are fun to be around but be careful when they're horny

Hey should we invite Mystian to the party?
I don't want them twerking and stripping
They slow danced once

by - unicorns beyotch - February 2, 2014