Mother Ship

Coined by former SportsCenter anchor, Dan Patrick, used in place of the proper name of his former organization - ESPN

A formerly-great sports channel that introduced the world to such fantastic sports anchors as Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann. Now known for overpaid, over-exposed, blowhard anchors such as Chris Berman and Stewart "boo-yah" Scott.

Hey, Dan, is there anyone left at the Mother Ship that likes Chris Berman, or are they all tired of his ridiculous, self-important attitude?

by bukowsky September 17, 2012

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008

Bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.

Man Ej is a real bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019

Mother's Ruin

Gin. Specifically, the alcohol beverage of Gin was called mother's ruin because in the mid eighteenth century the effects of gin on the family and economy were disastrous. Considered the poor man's drink due to its affordability, gin drinking had started out as medicine but due to its easy availability, men became impotent while women became sterile causing the London birth rate to decline drastically. Also, drinking a pint of gin and having an extremely hot bath was recommended as a way to induce a miscarriage (not contraception) in 1950s Britain

"I'll have a mother's ruin and tonic please, with a twist of lime"

by Smccor81 April 2, 2015

mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

by James October 31, 2003

mother in law

Woman Hitler

All the letters ar in each word

by Trent April 16, 2003

mothercunt

A term often used by Trinidadians when they are using obscene language and wants to disrespect your mother.

"Yuh F**king mothercunt".

by Ranking_Boss May 4, 2018