monoblogue

A blog, typically made by someone socially disconnected and/or with nothing important to say.
A monoblogue occurs when nobody comments or views said blog.
Consequently, the result is that the blog takes becomes the internet form of a monologue - the creator is talking to themself as nobody else really cares.

A high proportion of blogs are monoblogues. The creators just don't notice, and keep writing about their experiences.

by sarahh(= February 25, 2008

Mono ab

1 large ab formed from beer and over indulgence

Look at the Mono ab on him

by gryphonhearted April 28, 2010

Mono-functional settlement

A settlement is where there is only one main industry.

A mono-functional settlement example is a cattle station.

by Kcirvam March 14, 2012

Arabian Monocle

A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.

Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"

Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."

IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."

by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011

Soph Mono

Any type of girl who gets mono from A fat kid

"damn did u hear about that girl soph mono she got that disease from chubbs"

by Sophia mono October 26, 2018

mono

a dance that came from tha ST.LOuis club called tha monostery.

Look at dat gurl ova thurr doin tha mono.

by B- Dub October 6, 2003

The Mono

The Mono is the dance the girls do in the Right Thurr video not mortuary.

by sue October 18, 2003