Oxy-moron 

There's oxymoron, which is a figure of speech, then there's Oxy-moron, which is a person who abuses oxycontin so much that he's a moron, hence the term OXY-MORON.

Look at that kid, he takes so many oxycontins, HE'S A OXY-MORON.

Oxy-moron by Jaysterdamus June 23, 2011

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microsoft works

oxy moron by microshit July 18, 2003

bandwi-moron

A person who has not little, but no use, except to use up bandwidth.

Man/Woman 1: "The military calls people who have no use but to use up oxygen, oxy-morons."

Man/Woman 2: "Well in that case, there's this idiot is in the chat room all day, every day, stirring trouble. I wonder what his mother/father thinks of him/her being a bandwi-moron."

bandwi-moron by StrEt-Ys September 20, 2010

Oxy-moron 

Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.

niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me."

Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."

Oxy-moron by DJ Dialectic July 24, 2010

oxy moron

Two words that mean the opposite.

Jumbo shrimp, bush and peace etc.

oxy moron by <<<funyone>>> May 13, 2005

True Moron

One who is actually a moron. One who is not just called a moron, but actually is a moron.

A: "Soccer is boring"
B: "You're wrong, soccer is the best sport on the face of the earth. It's so obvious because people all over the world like it and it's possible for someone elses opinion to be wrong."
A: "Dude, you are a true moron."

True Moron by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

oxy moron

Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.

Don't be an Oxy MORON...try our new and improved Clearasil pads!

oxy moron by Ed Rogers June 17, 2004