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El Monte

El Monte is a Mexican ghetto city with a very few amount of asians but El Monte is a very ghetto Mexican place.
"Foo that boy from el Monte he's from Flores!"
by Em.princess June 2, 2018
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montefart

1. The act of parroting one's subordinate in an attempt to appear intelligent; acting like you know what the hell is going on by mimicing one smarter than you (which generally is just about everyone)
2. also see "aura"
Like an insect mimicing a twig, the CEO montefarted his employee in a nugatory attempt to impress the customer.
by Bollux R. Daft July 3, 2003
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Montezuma

A hip and chill place to live for any open minded and adventurous person. Many beaches and waterfalls to hang out in and meet new people. The greatest place in the universe.
Dude: Yo, let's chill in Montezuma
Dudette: Totally man, let's hit up Chico's!!!!
by PlayaGrandeSkimboarder June 6, 2009
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monte carlo

A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.
That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!
by Eazy989 June 11, 2006
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Montenigger

A Montenigger has two meanings:
1. A loyal, patriotic SERB living in Montenegro, who is smart as hell and doesn't want to separate.
2. A cracked up m.f.er like Milo Djukanovic who wants to separate, and who is too stupid to realize that he is a SERB and that SERBIA AND MONTENEGRO ARE ONE NATION!!!
by serbo-montenegrin November 6, 2005
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Montezuma's Revenge

Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food.

Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
Don't eat too much chilli or you'll suffer Montezuma's revenge
by Sheendough March 5, 2011
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scrotum moneky

a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.
i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."
by JustinTimberlake November 29, 2007
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