Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.

The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation

by KILLKEV November 19, 2004

shnozzle monster

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences

'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

Cringe Monster

A person who is disgusting or does disgusting things.

Chaz: Er, look at kerry, she has really greasy hair!
Emuls: I know! What a Cringe Monster!

Emily: I slept with my best mates boyfriend..
Chaz&Em: What a Cringe Monster!!

by Morrwick June 15, 2009

Grotto Monster

A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.

"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"

by DR Griffin July 28, 2009