Montana Ten

A girl in Montana that is a Ten, is a 7 everywhere else. So she's bangable, but not the most attractive girl. But still the most attractive girl from Montana you will find is a Montana Ten.

Was she hot?
She was a Montana Ten.
Well I guess you could still go for her.
I will but I am not going to Montana State next year.

by SaltyTine April 5, 2015

Montanan chug jug

to cum and shit into a mason jar then put it in a blender with milk and ice, drink it in one go

"bro I just had a Montanan chug jug"

by Big nut suace April 10, 2019

Montana Storm Drain

When two people are having sex, the man pulls out of his partner and while the bottom is stunned awaiting for ejaculation the top urinates on the terrified victim.

Jon: yo dude so I was chillin with Janet last night right?
Xavier: yea?
Jon: I totally pulled a Montana storm drain on her last night big cat
Xavier: dude no fucking way!!! Did you like major soak her?
Jon: yea dude bitch looked like an Oscar she was so yellow

by YeaImFine October 11, 2019

Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway

Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes

by BruhsandBruhdettes March 1, 2020

Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020

montana duke

the best american horror story character as well the hottest person in the world. no one competes with her

hey! i just met montana duke !
really? ur lucky u met the best person in the world

by montanadukesimp June 17, 2021

Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.

Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021