Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023
Get the Mirandamug. 
The most beautiful human being in the world. She is unique. The most loyal girl out there,She is wifey material. Very loving. Has a lot of talent. No girl could ever be as beautiful as her. She carries the most attractive heart melting smile ever and can’t forget about her beautiful sky blue eyes that will make you go nuts. She’s perfect in every way.
by Miranda Flores February 22, 2021
Get the Miranda floresmug. (Bonus if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))
Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.
Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.
I don't see any difference between Timothy McVeigh and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; both were American citizens and terrorists. Therefore IMHO Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not deserve his Miranda Rights; he needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2014
Get the Miranda Rightsmug. Xena Miranda is the sweetest person you could ever meet. She is a complete badass and is the most gorgeous woman ever. She does a lot for her family and is an amazing sister.
by ieatpoopoocaacaa January 30, 2020
Get the Xena Mirandamug. a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
Get the Miranda Rightsmug.