by pric3tec June 1, 2022
Get the Military Month mug.A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
Get the Military mug.Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.
(Can also be used by transgender men)
(Can also be used by transgender men)
Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.
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Get the military madness mug.The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.
Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
Get the military manlet mug.A kid with a obsession with military, who also loves dressing up as soldiers, playing military fps games, and loves guns.
They are mostly teenage males.
They are mostly teenage males.
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