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Microsoftie

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle
by B. Lee September 12, 2004
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microsoft

a old group whos only hope of staying in buisness is the xbox. this company is run by are gay i think jew friend, Bill Gates. this man thinks is what us ghetto people call "chalk" for he may have money but has no one that likes him. In our morden day Nazi, racis people, and our crapy economy he has been forgoten.
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by sexyshakertheodore December 22, 2010
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microservice

A microservice is a component of software that is independent of the larger system.

This enables a developer to spend the weekend rewriting critical system functionality as a passion project without risking total system collapse.
Resulting in potentially usably incongruent abominations within the wider system.
Ensuring that said developer has job security, in being the only one that understands a small but crucial part of the system.
Dev: Hi Boss, I built an experimental microservice on Saturday to replace that one part of the system that is a bit iffy. I'm sure we can iterate on in and make usable and highly available.
Boss: Highly available? Release it today!
Dev: *Job Secured*
by Dr. Fro November 2, 2020
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microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.
I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance
by tom345 August 9, 2010
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microsoft

dude your dick is Microsoft
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Microsoft

A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.
I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought
by La leon September 22, 2016
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Microsoft

This name comes from the size of bill gates cock.
micro and soft
Oh!! his cock is so micro "that what she said and don't forget soft!"

Microsoft means micro and soft cock
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