metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

by уour mum July 2, 2025

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Merrick

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Name: Merrick

by AFRICANeconomist July 29, 2025

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A subculture gaining traction worldwide, brought about by the ever expanding technologies capable of monitoring performance and bodily functions. Metrics ostensibly meant to help individuals perform better, lose weight, sleep better or just feel better may impart helpful information but also feed a never ending spiral of performance obsession and weight loss fixation. Replacing intuition about one's own body with a set of numbers may move the individual further from reality than closer to it.

"My riding buddy can't even fart without checking his smartwatch, he's been swallowed by metrics culture."

by Laughing Goat August 2, 2025

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merrick

noun: a person who imitates or impersonates the sounds or actions of a caveman.

verb: to imitate or impersonate the sounds or actions of a caveman.

adjective: caveman-like

That merrick is merricking like a proper merrick person would.

by Science Is Never Limited October 25, 2025

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