Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

mers

to be dumber than dumb itself

your so mers

by 03kann03 April 17, 2023

Meris

A nice,smart,cute boy.
He loves to help others,he may be shy in the beginning and seem weird. but hes one of the sweetest souls ever.
His smile is contagious and sweet.
He is peaceful and nice.
He may not know who you are,but hes still nice to you.

Person 1 : is that meris? hes so shy and weird.

Person 2 : what?no! hes so nice!!!

by gayleb69 May 7, 2023

Merboon

A black mermaid.

A parody of sheboon to mock the black Ariel in The Little Mermaid (2023).

She’s a merboon. Her fish half smells like a wet turtle tank with cocoa butter

by Chief Gus May 29, 2023

Merkslet

Somebody that wears a weekday sweater, lacoste swimshorts and new balance sneakers

Omg, look at hime he is such a merkslet!!!

by Emiel133 July 21, 2024

Mersaela

Mersaela is probably one of the most memorable and special type of person to meet. She is ungodly attractive as well as a great care taker! With a cute nickname of Mersi, Mersaela's are the kind of people who you can count on to have your back, repay you on the DOT, and genuinely make your entire year better. You never want to hurt a Mersaela because she makes sure not to allow anyone get away Scott-free. Mersaela is a great girlfriend, a great wife, and a great person in general. She's strong and has curly hair that you'd never know about unless she trusts you enough to see her hair unstraightened. Mersaela will always send/share her music especially if she knows your music tastes. Mersaela is a beauty inside and out. If you let her, she will talk for hours about her interests. Just as shes cool and strong on the front, she can also be fragile on the inside. You should always look out for a Mersaela.

Yohan: Someones been bullying me.

Nyxon: Did you tell Mersaela? She will have your back.

by hannieoup November 25, 2023

merpson

Another way of saying merp, just with son after it

"You ready to play Fortnite later?"
"Merpson"
"What?"
"Nah"

by ReservedWeb December 1, 2023