There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Meet n’ Skeet mug.A cute nickname for a cute girl. Usually given to her because she’s unsure of what she wants and has the guy pick a cute name for her and expecting it to be anything other than Meetch.
Her: oh you pick a nickname for me and yourself
Me: no
Her: yes
Me: okay Meetch you can call me jonn
Her: bye
Me: no
Her: yes
Me: okay Meetch you can call me jonn
Her: bye
by _its_jon_ July 20, 2019
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by im her lol and so are you June 30, 2021
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When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body
When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body
by HotttttWheelsssss November 24, 2009
Get the I will not meet you in Scotland mug.When a man shoves one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body while singing the following song...
"Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
'Twas then that we parted
In yon shady glen,
On the steep, steep side of Ben Lomond,
Where in purple hue
The Highland hills we view,
And the moon coming out in the gloaming.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
The wee birdie sang
And the wild flowers spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
But the broken heart it kens
Nae second Spring again,
Tho' the waeful may cease frae their greeting.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond."
...until she is pleasured.
"Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
'Twas then that we parted
In yon shady glen,
On the steep, steep side of Ben Lomond,
Where in purple hue
The Highland hills we view,
And the moon coming out in the gloaming.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
The wee birdie sang
And the wild flowers spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
But the broken heart it kens
Nae second Spring again,
Tho' the waeful may cease frae their greeting.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond."
...until she is pleasured.
Wow Dan, you gave me an INCREDIBLE I'll Meet You in Scotland the other night; will you do it again for me today? -Brian
by aquariun216 September 8, 2008
Get the I'll Meet You in Scotland mug.urgh, that little meeptester is getting on my nerves
omg i rofled at meeptester.com, thats exactly like our little one
omg i rofled at meeptester.com, thats exactly like our little one
by TomTheNiceAsshole September 28, 2014
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When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
by -cM January 21, 2009
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