Max

A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.

Girl: Max told me he loved me last night!
Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.

by BrokenHeartedLiedTo January 29, 2011

Max

Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the L Word.

I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max.
She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.

by Ashley Joy May 06, 2007

Max

Max = Fail

Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock"
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"

I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max

by NFloor April 27, 2010

Max

Max is gay thot who is a fuckboy and a player and likes cheating on people. He is usually depressed and gay. He is just a total fuckboy and player who is mean. If u know a max dint date him or it won’t end well.

Max is a gay twat

Hey look it’s max the fuckboy where’s all the girl oh yea there suckin his dick

by Aaccffllmmnnd April 01, 2018

Max

A name usually given to a pet dog, usually a black Labrador Retriever

Good boy, Max, good boy. Go get it!

by croquemadame February 03, 2016

Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016