Mats

A Mats is a stupid nigger who gets his mom to cut up a bowl of mango for him. He is an anime addict and sits in the back of the class laughing at anime.

Mats: have you seen this anime?
Everyone: I’m no faggot!!

by EpicGamer04 November 20, 2019

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017

Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 4, 2017

Mats JK

cute,hansome,hot,girlsmagnet,good in bed

mats jk is a goat

by snoopdoog October 23, 2019

mat chan

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

by Mat Chan July 27, 2017

mat i butikken

when something is ultranice
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ÅÅÅ SÅÅÅ MAT I BUTIKKEN

by gizzegazz November 7, 2017