Masturbate Party

A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.

I have to go to a

masturbate party tonight

and I don’t know what to

wear to it.

Um why not go naked
lololol

HAHAHAHAHA

A masquerade party

Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation

I’m not even gonna ask

Yeah it’s probably for the

best

by Hurricane Dorian August 29, 2021

Madurbate

When you're angry or upset about your mood or situation, so you decide to masturbate to distract yourself and feel better.

Tom was horngry, but his fridge was empty and his girlfriend was busy, so he decided to furiously madurbate to take his mind off it.

by RayAndBar November 25, 2015

maskerbation

Oxygen deprivation resulting from mask wearing while masturbating.

Jim passed out while in a mad fit of maskerbation.

by Shempleton February 4, 2021

masturbate

Tune the skin flute.

I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.

by Jakeofclubs May 5, 2006

Masturbate

When a man or women plays with there testicular area...vagina/penis

Mike likes to masturbate a lot.
So does Ashley.

by Yank me January 3, 2007

Masturbate

Something Females or Males do to make their parts feel like they just had sex.

Here's how...

Male: Grab your dick from the very bottom. Rub up and down going faster every stroke. You can squeeze harder and rub faster to get a nice orgasm.

Female: Use a vibrator or an electric toothbrush. Open your pussy. Start at the top with the tooth brush. Or, rub up and down with your fingers.

YO! IS THAT SARAH!?? Wow, She can really Masturbate.

by cumMaker May 6, 2019

Maskerbating

Debating about masks. The foolish act of wasting one’s time and energy debating evidence and “reasons” for and against the wearing of a mask. Please feel free to be creative and use the word in a sentence.

Stop maskerbating with the store owner. Put one on or get the f*** out of Dodge.

by PTDrooster May 24, 2020