maiden call

The first call made with a telecommunication device. The call is usually made to someone of personal importance or if the device was a gift, the person who gave the gift.

Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.

Jerry: I got a dial-tone! Ok, this is the maiden call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.

by Jesadrperez January 17, 2009

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Milk Maid

When a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his balls in a milking fasion. (like a "Milk Maid")

That farmer's daughter gave a great Milk Maid last night in the cow barn.

by Bryan and Cory October 13, 2006

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Iron Maiden

1:A vary talented metal band.

2:A touture divice with spikes in side a coffen closed slowly to inflict max. pain. After days or hours the victim would die from injeris or suffication.

3:A mutent creature from Resident Evil 4 in wich it grabs Leaon and pulls him towerds it then he is stabed by spikes that comes out of the Iron Maiden`s body. Dose a lage amount of damage.

1:Iron Maiden is the best!

2:The poor man was put in the Iron Maiden.

3:Iron Maiden creep me out.

by =Fox= July 16, 2008

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Malidew

Alcoholic Beverage Consisting of 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum and 2 parts Mountain Dew. This drink is highly popular amongst the underaged drinking crowd. When ordered at a bar or requested at a party or gala event, it is an immediate red flag indicating the need for the bar tender to ask to see an alternative form of ID.

Hopeful Guy: Hey there, I want to buy you a drink, whatcha sippin on?
Trampy Underaged Girl: OMG I'm drinking a Malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!
Hopeful Guy: How old did you say you were again??

by crankpotter October 9, 2008

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