mancake

A pancake at Denny's, IHOP, or any other breakfast chain, that a minimum-wage, unhappy, employee has defiled with his semen.

"Dude I went to Denny's with my mates the other morning and I think they served me mancakes."

"It's great working at IHOP because I get to serve these douchebags mancakes without them even knowing it."

by TheLongestVeiniestClitoris October 18, 2011

manaconda

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"

by skankbastard December 29, 2004

mancapped

turned on, horny, erect, from ManCaps, a gay sex-enhancement pill

It's only been two days and I'm totally mancapped. I've got to get some ass right now!

by wehomo90210 June 30, 2010

malechi

A hot guy that loves and is very loyal to his girlfriend. The best guy and girl can have.

Girl1-Wow who's that guy! He's smoking.

Girl2-That's a Malechi! He's has a girlfriend so don't brother, he won't even look at you.

by Sexy beast mama May 19, 2017

Manca

Big bitch small tits and ass none likes her.

She is such a Manca

by ggwp12345 November 22, 2021

mind manacle

A man or woman with whom a person falls in love, but is unresponsive to the pursuer's advances. Such a scenario can take months or years to forget.

I loved her so much that I was about to ditch the wife and kids for her, but she just wanted to be "friends." Now it is two years later, and I still can't get her out of my mind. She is a mind manacle.

by IM3 January 20, 2008

Mancake

A pancake of epic proportions

While admiring a particularly large pancake: 'It's a man... it's a mancake.'

by Snoppy5 September 26, 2007