time management

A skill that is useful for graphic designers.

Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.

It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.

Can we postpone our 10 o clock meeting as I have a couple of time management issues.

by Damian Jennings March 15, 2004

Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

by Zak April 30, 2003

Mancessity

The quality or state of being inevitable to man's way of life in nature; anything else shall be considered a mancessory.

Ross only brought the mancessity items with him on our annual camping trip; beer, a knife, and his flint stick.

by Hash Brown Matt March 30, 2009

manacular

the distortion of words with the prefix "man-" to denote and often demean something inherent to masculine subculture (root: man + vernacular).

TREVOR: My manpanion and I totally went to get manscaped this afternoon. What a great day!
BRANDON: Indeed. Is there any manacular to describe the feeling?
TREVOR: Um . . . How 'bout mantastic?!
BRANDON: Brilliant! And, ironically, totally emasculating!

by KaraokeFanboy March 25, 2010

manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.

I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.

by aaaadam November 7, 2010

manacure

For those moments when only a man will do. These moments aren't just sexual but might also be for emotional support and masculine guidance as well.

Lisa needed a manacure desperately before attempting to buy a new car, so she phoned Steve for help.

by cbranson November 21, 2010

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019