man

someone who will protect you when feeling scared and listen to you when feeling silent. someone who you can lean on for support
gurl, my man is the best he made me breakfast in bed.
by julia March 07, 2005
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The Man

The Man is the term one uses to define the person, group, being, company, force, etc. who tries to oppress the "good guy."

Basically, he's the jerk that you can blame in every situation.
I never thought my boyfriend's brother would be the embodiment of The Man; however, when he purposefully interrupted us during sex, it was clear he had become our worst nightmare.
by Regina O. April 24, 2006
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The Mans

Slang term that usually only a male would use, meaning: my penis, my dick, my cock, etc. It's an inside joke between guys that know about it, that your penis can be personified (e.g. "Mr. Happy", "Agent 009", "Deep Diver Man"). A penis is much like a person, it has feeling's; after all it's a mans, too.
by TonecasT June 13, 2004
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no man

1-impossible
2-frightening
1-No man understand why, Dracula has stayed no man, still in film & WB or its cartoons?!
2- - I ask you, midge, leave me at all, of the idea of Madeleine, she is an old cat, nope: She is repeated & ugly & her house is a no man home, to be catching guests through it!!!
by man!? March 29, 2018
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man

A person who hates women (5% being the exception).

For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):

"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"

It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.

Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.

ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
Man hates woman as evidenced on urbandictionary.com.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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man

Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
by The Happy Humanist January 26, 2010
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