bloody mailman

When you prop up on the toilit and take a shit so fierce that your anus ruptures cause a violent flowing package of shit and blood leading to a bloody mailman

My stomach didnt feel right one day and my friends told me be ready for a bloody mailman

by Hellcross June 2, 2016

Booty mailman

Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.

Hey the booty mailman came today, I’m not sure what I’ll try to manifest through him but it will be life changing!!

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 31, 2020

malease

1. slight bodily discomfort 2. trouble.

1. I am feeling a bit of a malease today.
2. There has emerged a malease in the implementation of the plan.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2011

maiela

Amazingly sexy. Great in bed! Smells like strawberries! Always ready for a little wrestle but then burst out with some good lovin and a hug. Loves music and everybody loves to see her twerk. is in love with her girlfriend. who is as handsome as a peach. She's a chef that could cook a meanass meal.

Damn i wish I had a maiela!

too bad she's all nadines!

by naestra3409 October 16, 2013

Mailmanning

Delivering mail.

Sid was mailmanning late tonight because of all the last minute packages sent.

by Brokendiehl January 12, 2019

gas mileage

The amount of dip a dipper gets per tinski.

Frank gets good gas mileage because he takes little dips. Kevin has very bad gas mileage because he throws in the biggest womps in the bnc.

by kev69wells May 12, 2011

Mairead

This person refuses to shower or use any type of product to cover up their unbearable stench, this person is highly stupid, childish and insufferable. If i were you, i would stay away from any Mairead you encounter. Their name by choice is Sam, or as i like to call it, Big Samuel.

“it smells like cat piss, there must be a mairead near by”

by Biggorlslenderdick July 21, 2018