mageting

Originating from a Team Fortress 2 comic, the act of aiming a lethal explosive projectile weapon such as a rocket launcher at a point-blank range in order to instantly kill both the player and a nearby enemy player in the blast radius as either a last-ditch attempt or for hilarity. This is sometimes preceded by the player who is about to fire the weapon shouting "MAGETS" over a VOIP. (Pronounced mag-its)

Guy 1: "I was out of ammo so I switched to my RPG and blew us both up."
Guy 2: "Nice mageting."

Dude 1: "MAGETS!"
Dude 2: "What?"
(Dude 1 killed Dude 2 with Rockets)
(Dude 1 killed himself with Rockets)
Dude 2: "Man, mageting ain't cool!"

by Romolond December 8, 2011

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC)

A large railgun type weapon frequently used in the Halo universe. Sizes vary, from a handheld one shot anti-personnel weapon, to the main weapon of most of the frigates, destroyers, cruisers, etc (e.g UNSC Pillar of Autuum) to the largest, most powerful type, the "Super MAC", a massive railgun mounted on a space station capable of firing its projectiles at speeds close to 4% the speed of light. (e.g. Cairo Station, Halo 2). Said projectiles are made from extremely dense metals, such as depleted uranium, and despite the disadvantage of having to charge the weapon for every shot, the sheer kinetic impact velocity of these projects can do extreme damage to most targets.

“That Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC) gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship" - Sergeant Major Johnson describing the sheer firepower of Cairo Station to the Master Chief John-117.

by Breaking_Bad_RV January 10, 2015

Mallet Pussy

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016

grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.

Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.

by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

quote magnet

(n.) - a famous person, living or dead, who people often attribute quotes to, even though he or she might not have actually said the things they are quoted as saying; examples are Albert Einstein, Mark Twain and Winston Churchill, among others.

"You know, Einstein is a real quote magnet. There are websites and blogs all over the Internet that attribute quotes to him that in some cases he never uttered or wrote. It's hard to know what's true and what's not!"

by PRwiz101 January 22, 2010

meat magnet

anything that draws the male genitalia towards it.

damn you see that bitch?She's a meat magnet! She can smoke my bone any time.

by p-low July 22, 2010

Neodyium Magnets

Some bullshit made up by Tyson Vacuums to let all people know that they have superior ghost catching vacuums/purple sex machines.

These ghostbuster suits have neodyium magnets making them both superior in ghost trapping ability as well as excellent purple sex machines.

by RESTEKP47 December 14, 2010