masturbatorium

your own personal masturbation space

gotta get my good finder and take it to my masturbatorium..

by cathy z January 30, 2008

music masturbator

Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.

Radiohead, Mars Volta, and The Arcade Fire are all music masturbators.

by The Kerch April 26, 2008

masturbatory

place where somebody use to masturbate

as a masturbationist* he turns any room he can lock up into a masturbatory!

by albanix@free_fr November 1, 2003

masterbatorio

Someone who pulls their pud more than four times a day.

Lucas is such a masterbatorio, he never leaves his room

by B Mo D March 28, 2008

masterbate

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

by supersimon June 11, 2006

masturbatorium

Any place used for self pleasuring ie: masturbation on a consistant basis, particularly appropos when self inflicted pleasure is made into a full blown event. A bed, a restroom stall at work, a movie theater or even your car can be a legitimate masturbatorium.

Pinky: "I miss you so much LoD, I gotta hit the masturbatorium or I am never gonna sleep tonight!'

by LoD's Pinky July 25, 2008

masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005