beautiful, funny, smart, one of the greatest people you will ever meet in your life. She is alwasy there for you and will comfort you and always want to listen. You think that you will just be friends with her at first but then you will find that you have a crush on her. She is never mad at anyone and is always looking to have fun. All in all she is a great person who you need to meet.
by Jackson Mars December 28, 2013
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2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands
2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands
by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015
Get the mary pearl mug.The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely Smart. She will be there for you no matter what, and she will help you through all your troubling times and never give up on you. She makes you realize all the good in life and makes better all the bad. She is your Sunshine and she is AWESOME.
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(tyler):Yeah Dude shes the bestest friend ever!
(Sam): I like Potatoes
(tyler):Yeah Dude shes the bestest friend ever!
(Sam): I like Potatoes
by STEVE P GONTZ January 20, 2009
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Get the Mary Jane Holland mug.The lesbian daughter of former US vice president Dick Cheney. Mary Cheney and her life partner, Heather Poe, have two children, Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, both of whom are the result of a lesbian miracle. Ms. Cheney revealed in a recent interview that her children's names were inspired by a line of dialogue spoken by fictional race car driver Ricky Bobby in Ms. Cheney's favorite film, Talladega Nights.
Noted gay columnist Dan Savage has publicly referred to Ms. Cheney as a "useless dyke" due to her active involvement with the Bush Administration and the half-assed stand she has taken for gay rights. Mary Cheney responded to Savage's remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to Guantanamo Bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the United States of America.
Noted gay columnist Dan Savage has publicly referred to Ms. Cheney as a "useless dyke" due to her active involvement with the Bush Administration and the half-assed stand she has taken for gay rights. Mary Cheney responded to Savage's remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to Guantanamo Bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the United States of America.
Mary Cheney was the director of vice presidential operations for the Bush-Cheney 2004 Presidential re-election campaign, which is rather ironic considering the fact that the Bush Administration's official policy on gays and lesbians is that they "should all shut the hell up and stop being all gay and stuff"*.
*quote by former Attorney General John Ashcroft, 2004
*quote by former Attorney General John Ashcroft, 2004
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guy 2: yeah dude, got a serious case of the mary sloppins
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