chain letter

Things my friends send me all the time, so much that it dehumanises me.

REad this chain letter!
HAHAHA, sex me no waah! and so the girl hanged herself and blah blah blah. Send this to 100000000 people or I will destroy you.

by Guten Tag! October 4, 2005

open letter

A method of writing in which an insecure attention whore tries to make it seem as though they care about the person to whom they're writing the letter when really they're just trying to draw attention to themselves.

"I'd send a closed letter, but I'm an attention whore so I'm sending an open letter. Fame through someone else, here I come!"

by SomeoneInformed October 15, 2013

littered

The effect of drinking too much. Deriving from the word trashed.

Oh man, I got so fucking littered last night.

by Freakie Tim July 24, 2009

Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.

i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Letter Kills

A band who plays Warped Tour. Great, terrific screamo band.

The only good band at Warped this year was Letter Kills.

by Vertical Not Horizontal March 28, 2004

lottery

A tax on people who can't do math.

The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.

by Proud Conservative October 22, 2003

Silent Letter

A completely pointless letter that we add to words because we like to make things as comlicated as hell for foreigners.

It's not kanife you twit, it's knife. The K is what we call a silent letter. I advise you just stay silent as well.

"What does tahooghot mean?"

"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."

by cold ice October 19, 2009