lochy is another name for emo. most lochys you will find are either emo, scene or goth. do not be friends with a lochy.
by catwalking24 September 27, 2010
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by Dustin October 4, 2004
Get the Loach mug.Sex position involving two participants. Participant A lays on his/her stomach, while participant B inserts himself, into A's back hole. Then B stretches, to rest one knee on the middle of A's spine. B then places hands on A's shoulders, and begins a thrusting / pulling motion, stimulating both partners so much, climax is almost forced within seconds.
1) He Loch Nessed me until I went blind.
2)We Nessied until I couldn't feel anymore. Then we started over.
2)We Nessied until I couldn't feel anymore. Then we started over.
by Joseph Esperes December 6, 2004
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Get the loghead mug.From the origin chirt. Chirt, rub the wiggle worm, juice the man pole, sharpen the pork sword, or paint her face white. A feeling of strong sexual tension resulting in rape.
by benny hanna April 4, 2007
Get the lochirtous mug.Lochez is one of the most drop dead sexy beasts of the 21st century. He is one of the biggest hits with the ladies, and can always get any girl he wants, without even trying. he also has the biggest, thickest and healthiest penis in the world, just like his original name, Lochlan. Lochez always has a group of girls hanging off him, and also has his bros behind him. Lochez is extremely attractive and intelligent, and has also mastered "Perfection".
Girl 1: lochez is amazing, he has the biggest penis in the world. he is always so amazing to everyone and is just a perfect guy
Girl 2: i know, i was with him last night, hes so amazingly perfect.
Bros: Lochez is an amazing guy, always loyal and awesome to us, and he always helps us pull in all the ladies.
Girl 2: i know, i was with him last night, hes so amazingly perfect.
Bros: Lochez is an amazing guy, always loyal and awesome to us, and he always helps us pull in all the ladies.
by Lochez April 30, 2011
Get the Lochez mug.A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
by Butcher Blain November 15, 2011
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