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Lochez is one of the most drop dead sexy beasts of the 21st century. He is one of the biggest hits with the ladies, and can always get any girl he wants, without even trying. he also has the biggest, thickest and healthiest penis in the world, just like his original name, Lochlan. Lochez always has a group of girls hanging off him, and also has his bros behind him. Lochez is extremely attractive and intelligent, and has also mastered "Perfection".
Girl 1: lochez is amazing, he has the biggest penis in the world. he is always so amazing to everyone and is just a perfect guy

Girl 2: i know, i was with him last night, hes so amazingly perfect.

Bros: Lochez is an amazing guy, always loyal and awesome to us, and he always helps us pull in all the ladies.
Lochez by Lochez April 30, 2011
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lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.
After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.
Locher by GFY Brain July 27, 2013
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Lochez • lochnezzy • luchezar • Loched • locher • lachezar • loche • lochee • Lochem • lochen

lachezar 

Smart, sensitive, irresistable to women. With unique physical and intellectual abbilyties. Often preffered as a friend instead of fuck buddy.
If you have a Lachezar in your life you are luchy, he is not.
Lachezar is a name half human half amazing.
lachezar by Lachezari November 23, 2021

luchezar 

A name given to a man who is built like a greek statue and also has extraordinary social skills.
-Hey, today i met the most incredible person in my life.
-Oh really what was he like?
-Well he was something like a luchezar if you know what i mean.
luchezar by KrasivChovek January 8, 2018

lochnezzy 

Group full of boys who rap and became famous in the Elmhurst area. They made the group by going to the lochness area. They also attend catholic school which they are very known in there.
Lochnezzy the gang mc where we hang!!
Check out raffy on SoundCloud.
lochnezzy by Iamdayroom February 24, 2020

Asmaa Lochetto

Asmaa Lochetto loves “dark chocolate”
Person: who likes dark chocolate?
Asmaa Lochetto: I DO!!
Asmaa Lochetto by Jelksksksk March 28, 2023
The sweetest, most witty girl ever. Her personality rubs off on everyone she meets. Everyone that's met her, loves her. If she wrote books people would cling to every word. Very beautiful, intelligent and a great drawer. Loyal, compassionate and a fantastic gamer.
Damn lochen is fine
lochen by guest24 February 8, 2017
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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