leon sexual

You mainly date the opposite gender but are still kind of attracted to the sane gender. Also have some of the opposing genders qualities.

I'm Leon sexual.

by Imtrashhahaha February 11, 2017

lemony snicket

the raddest author around. wrote the A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

lemony snicket is the man.

by DJ SARS January 10, 2004

Lemony Snicket

The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.

"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"

by Cam and Liz February 23, 2009

lemony snicket

Quite possibly the worst author around. His works are monotone, repetetive, simplistic, uninsightful, delibetately depressing, uneventful, and otherwise painful to read. Anybody who can honestly credit this man in any way has not read a good book...ever?

Lemony Snicket is not useless, he serves as the best bad example.

by SGMan April 8, 2007

Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

by Chloe January 11, 2005

Leon Spinks

When a man punches a woman in the kidney while having doggy style coitus

I threw Linda a Leon Spinks last night. She'll be pissing blood for a week.

by Dakota Benson October 9, 2003

lemony*snickert

A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn't; who claims to have a life, but doesn't.lemony*snickert

All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.

Ignore that poster, they never have anything of value to say, they are just a lemony*snickert.

by Reg Dwight September 7, 2003