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Too Legit To Shit

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012
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Legit

A word made from legitimate shortened by kids because they think they are "cool" saying legit.

Legitimate really means, according to law, lawful, or/and legal.
It does not mean cool, tight, or amazing.
1) wow those shoes are so legit! can i borrow them sometime?
2) maybe i would let you borrow them if you stop saying legit, you sound stupid.
by yalllknowme February 19, 2010
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Legit

Can be used as a question in asking whether that statement was "for real" or "accurate"
Friend: YO Lady Gaga has a penis!
Me: LEGIT?!
Friend: haha just kidding!
by ridhard December 2, 2010
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leggings

-not pants! should never be worn in the place of pants...no one wants to see that
ex- "i see your leggings but where are your pants?!"
by dancer21 August 25, 2009
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Ancient Legion

The number one clan in Runescape. Little is known about this clan other then the fact that it can easily wreck any other clan in the game. Very few have actually seen this legendary clan because everyone that has seen them in battle has perished immediately from the immense k0 power of their feet. Any clan that dares challenge them are immediately obliterated from the battlefield, and
by fl0wmotion July 6, 2010
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Big Leaguing

In attempt to look cool one big leagues by intentionally beginning to present themselves as a much greater player than they really are, eventually earning them player status.
Bro 1: Yo, you look really cool in this Facebook picture with three chicks. All the girls think your a player now.

Bro 2: I hired three hookers to take that photo with me. Don't tell anyone, I'm big leaguing.
by SwagerJager December 8, 2015
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Legit

Richard Green of Jackson California ( AKA Richard The Rock Star )
Gettin' Money is -Legit-.
Gettin' Ladies is -Legit-.
Writin' Music is -Legit-.

Anthony - " damn, i wish I was Legit."
Cory - " you will never be Legit. "
Anthony - " but why? "
Cory - " Because Richard Banged Your Mother."
Anthony - " Thats Legit. "
by the bay responds June 19, 2011
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