Lettuce

Originally a vegetable, but later on a pun.

Lettuce have peace in this world!
Lettuce eat dinner now.
Lettuce see what happens...

by Anónimogata January 7, 2017

lettuceshit

When calling bullshit on vegetarian so called facts.

So if each of those eating beef means 3432 trees not saved per year, then we should be losing trees today at a rate of 20 trillion trees a year.

According to this the world has about 3 trillion trees total, losing about 10 million a year.

So I call lettuceshit on that one.

by Judgewooden2017 April 18, 2018

Lettuceless

Not having any money, broke.

I am lettuceless until I get my paycheck on Friday.

by Crockapoo September 18, 2017

Luttuce soup

Getting oofed

"Did you see xdgamerxd234? He was luttuce souped"

by Chinese babies December 12, 2017

Luttuce soup

The action of being oofed- or calling someone a vegan passive aggressively

"Hey did you hear sadie got called a luttuce soup the other day? jeeze the nerve of some people.." - The one and only trashbag

by KoriInTheHouse December 13, 2017

Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.

"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"

by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019

Lettuce Dealers

Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.

The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.

by ecuttel February 27, 2019