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landon

A very funny, sweet, and kind young man. who is often scared by girls, but eventually gets the confidence to talk to them, Landon is not a fighter, he is often a coward, and runs away from his problems. If one of his friends is about to get beat up, he will just walk away and not help. But he will always be there for you to listen to your problems. And if you ever needed help with bills, he will cover you.
hey you know Landon?
yeah hes cool
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Lando

"Pulling a lando": Becoming obsessive and yelling at your ex girlfriend that "I gave you this!" while violently pounding your chest
It's a Saturday night at your friend Natalie's house and you're really drunk. You see your ex girlfriend and she makes some sort of a snide comment. You proceed to scream and yell that you don't deserve this and that "I gave you this!" You have just pulled a lando.
by Kevin Jewett December 28, 2005
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Landmarks

An ambiguous reference to a physical attribute of the opposite sex.
You were sitting on the steps outside a shop and you were very helpful.
Thank you for giving such awesome directions. And your "landmarks" helped too
by musical robot December 20, 2011
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landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.
Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!
by Cds February 4, 2004
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Landon

Landon - This kinda person will sweep you off your feet.

espeaily when he knows what he wants. He is very loving and caring, Active, Outgoing and Motivated. No one stands in his way. He can be very moody and Emotional sometimes, But when you need him he there for anything! He will even travel across the world just to make sure you are ok!
Landon is someones soul mate :)
by BananaLanana February 7, 2010
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Landmine

a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.
I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.

Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
by Stronger25 December 21, 2010
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Landon

A hot kid, who has a huge dick and gets all the ladies with that big cock. A Landon is someone who has a great personality. But he can be shy some times. He can break a few hearts, but it's Worth it
I wish I was one of them Landon's.
by LexiDicoco442 October 21, 2017
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