Mutton dressed as lamb 

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

Mutton dressed as lamb by Dave November 6, 2004

k-lamb 

The K-Lamb is a sexual position done to the female just like the Shocker. You begin by making a "W" with your fingers by crossing your middle finger over your ring finger, and you insert your "crossed" fingers into the vagina, while rubbing the clitoris with your index finger. Your pinky finger is optional but if you wish you insert it into the arse.

Damn nigger i used K-Lamb on this one bitch lst week and she went crazy.

k-lamb by Kyle Lambert January 20, 2007

Wounded Lamb 

When you are making sweet tender love to your lady friend from behind and when she is in the heat of the moment, moaning fairly loudly and everything, you reach around and punch her in the neck. Turning her moan into the call of a lamb that has been hit by a motor vehicle. Something small scale, like a go-kart.

"I was nailin this broad and was staring at her turd cutter. She was moaning her ass off so I had to throw one into her jugular and got the wounded lamb off.

Wounded Lamb by James T. SteeLe October 26, 2008

Spicy Lamb Kofta 

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.

Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.

Spicy Lamb Kofta by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020

Sacrificing the lamb 

Act of cutting a girl off. Definitely a girl that makes you think she is innocent (lamb) but is constantly going behind your back and thinking you don't know what is going on.

Damn man, I had to sacrifice the lamb this weekend because I found out about a whole bunch of shit she did. You should try sacrificing the lamb and trying to find another girl. She is doing you dirty.

Sacrificing the lamb by Dustin aka Trick December 19, 2006

Dirty Lamb Chop 

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.

Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.

Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.

Dirty Lamb Chop by Blueshirtmafia-C&C December 2, 2009

Sacrificial Lamb

an innocent Niave person who is used as a shield or sacrifice

Quick throw Carl to the cougars.

What why ?
he makes a perfect Sacrificial lamb

Sacrificial Lamb by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015