last resort friend

A friend or acquaintance you call to hang out with when you desperately want to go out but none of your other friends are available. Sadly we all know one or have been one.

None of my friends are available to go out but I really want to do something... I'll call Clint he's my last resort friend.

by coleyw February 28, 2016

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

Kill every last one of them

A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.

Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!
Me: No!! We can't dude, we have too many weak units!

by Thatsnotgaybro October 10, 2019

Last Chaos

An mmorpg freeware game by some Korean company. It is FUN and ADDICTIVE. The only monetary component of the game is the Item Mall, in which players with credit cards or paypal accounts can purchase exclusive ingame items. This game was not designed to take money from people, but to leave big names like WoW and EQ2 without souls to control.

enfranchised gamer: WoW? Blam that, let's go play some lc(Last Chaos)!

by aka_Pyro April 27, 2007

lastserenade

Function: noun/verb

1. to suck
2. to be objectionable or inadequate
3. awful

1. Shiz..that lastserenades to hit the rail that hard.

2. I would have had that guy if I wasn't so lastserenade.

3. Wow, that was really lastserenade of me.

by Ryan February 10, 2004

Lasthar

Name for a person who strives on images of young children participating in sexually activity.

Police storm a house. A person gets arrested. The police escort him from the house. Neighbors crowd around and amongst themselves they whisper "Who is that?". A police officer overhears and explains the definition of Lasthar.

by Eurasian2 January 3, 2010

Last Resort For Texting

A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.

Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*

by IHitTheCornersOfRoundTables. July 15, 2010