Lord Lolicon

The one true God. Master of the guide to true redemption. The one who will save us when Armageddon is upon us.

(Friend): Hey! I’ve decided to follow the teachings of Lord Lolicon.
(Me): May our Lord bless and save you.

by Armintard bf February 14, 2021

lolcat

fucking stupid..

lolcat: i haz a cheezeburger

by tony81231 October 23, 2008

Loli

someone i want to fuck in the pussy

i like lolis

by Pussy num num October 24, 2020

lolcatraz

a drunk tank; where people go to sober up

Man, did you see how smashed she was? She's gonna end up in a lolcatraz!

by wellefleet October 8, 2009

lolcoma

A state of coma induced by extreme loling.

Bob: *lolololololololloolololol*
Jerry: Jeez man! It wasn't that funny
Bob: ...
Jerry: Bob? Bob!?
Bob: ...
Herald: GOOD GOD MAN! HE'S FALLEN INTO A LOLCOMA!

by Bselvar May 28, 2010

lolcattery

That which possesses the qualities of a lolcat

His lolcattery was over 900

by Skrye and Chik-Chikeda kchorin November 27, 2010

lolcry

The reaction to something that at first appears funny, then reveals itself to also be very sad, or vise versa (e.g. The Darwin Awards)

Can also refer to a reaction to something that is innately funny AND sad (e.g. Forever Alone guy)

Hey did you see those midget clowns punching each other before?

yeah that was hilarious, until one of them died. that made me lolcry

Hey Bill, your life is pretty pathetic! I bet you'll lolcry at this new Forever Alone meme I found!

by Iamforeveralone May 13, 2011