Lick em split

THE BEST CARD GAME EVER!!!
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win

if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game

friend 1:"Hey guys wanna play Lick em split?!?!"
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"

i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!

by tteh king of lick em split November 13, 2010

lick the donut

Giving pleasure to Jordans Mum

Last Night I had to lick the donut.... She loved it

by 1nky December 20, 2013

Lick her butthole

The ultimate hottie! Someone who is sexy enough for you to want to lick her butthole!

"Was she hot?" "Dude, I'd lick her butthole anytime!"

by RoRubio10 June 10, 2014

lick-a-lot-a-puss

A lesbian dinosaur old ass lesbians stone age pussy eating dirty butt sluts

look at them old stone age ass lesbians bitches
I bet they lick-a-lot-a-puss

by donnie123h December 20, 2007

Lick's disease

An ailment where there are too many of one thing in an assortment of different things.

First defined by programmers at Maxis when creating Sim City 3000, where a certain building (usually a Lick's Ice Cream Shop) would appear in large nmbers on the map.

"This bag of assorted truffles has Lick's disease, there's too many caramel ones."

by Prussel June 10, 2004

lick my wick

A request to lick her clitoris

Clitoris is the penis belong to the female gender in embryology. However during the growth phase it evolve into a small one similar to the candle wick.

Hey before you start drilling, I want you to lick my wick.

Wheres your skill in licking my wick?

by RC Baylon February 2, 2007

lick a dick

As my favorite insult, it means shut up and go give sum one head you ho

Guy:you bitch!
Gurl:Go lick a dick!

by TooF PiC August 1, 2004