It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Legal mod abuse

When mods of a Discord server troll people in a way that is technically not against the rules.

Example 1:
> "Jab just gave me the 'go to ultrakill land' role, now I can't talk except in the #ultrakill channel!"
> "It's legal mod abuse so you can't complain about it."

Example 2:
> "Why do muted users get locked out of the server but can talk in that one channel?"
> "It's so mods and other people can make fun of them, it's legal mod abuse."

Example 3:
> "my nick has been changed to 'short people fucker' what the hell"

"i can't change it either"
> "legal mod abuse moment"

by Captain Ravioli December 28, 2021

Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.

Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Those legally mandated

50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos

Those legally mandated mandatorily engage

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.

I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

legal

THE OPPOSITE OF ILLEGAL

James went to the store and then did something illegal.
James fucked up.
He should have done something legal.

by penalglands January 24, 2022

Legal

acknowledged as separate from equity under common or statute law.

Whether the beneficiary had an equitable claim based on the deceased's intentions or a legal right to the property was at the center of the inheritance dispute.

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024