-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...
by neobwa October 22, 2014
Get the Lance Armstrongmug. Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug. 
by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023
Get the Lancemug. The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.
by biman05 June 6, 2023
Get the Lance Thirtyacremug. A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger
I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018
Get the lance larockmug. 