barking rock koala

to fart loudly and blame it on an invisible thing

i just heard a barking rock koala ( but have actually just farted)

by bazal-brush March 28, 2007

Kalashnikov

One of the many guns manufactured by the Russian company owned by Mikhail Kalshnikov.

Look out, the Viet-Cong use Kalashnikov AK47s!

by Rohan October 31, 2003

koala saturday

An event that takes place 12 times a year on one saturday of every month. The participants gather and go to "the city" to wander around taking part in unplanned adventures. At some point during the day the group buys and consumes a beverage called "koala"

Tomorrow we'll meet at the bus station for Koala Saturday.

by larry says hi October 15, 2005

koala

A bear which isn't really a bear. Koala's are angry little creatures that will attack and bite you if they get angry enough. They are not cute and friendly.

The tourist went to pat the koala and it tried to bite his hand off.

by aqua bog June 10, 2006

Kalashnikov

The Russian company that makes AK-47s, AK-101s, AK-102s, AK-105s, and the PKB APCMC (Amored Personnel Carrier Machine Gun).

Kalashnikovs are very powerful weapons

by Osko December 8, 2006

Koala

According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'

" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "

by Mr. Koala March 30, 2009

Koala in a Tree

The Koala in a Tree is an amazing and thoroughly satisfying sexual move. The Tree is a coat hanger. A woman is the Koala. After putting the woman in the "tree" the man then proceeds to have sex with whatever part of her body is closest to him. The woman is then taken down and put on a different "branch" where she is again mounted like a koala.

"Dude you'll never guess what my girlfriend let me do last night."
"What?"
"the Koala in a Tree!!!!"
"Dude not cool. I use that coat hanger!"

by fice11 March 31, 2009