knife masturbation

Knife masturbation is obviously - masturbating with a knife. A form of knifeplay which involves fucking yourself with a knife, could be several different places. I prefer my asshole. The hard part is sticking the tip inside. Or if there is rigid ends it becomes more difficult. Some may enjoy poking themselves with knives but youll never truly live until the blade is up your ass.

Ever tried knife masturbation? its awesome and painful

by Giant ballsack Tumor May 13, 2016

knife

A tool carried by people from "the hood" for performing various daily tasks.

"shit man dems i cant eat ids big lump o cheese"
"no worries blud"
"i iz carrying a knife"

by man dems November 26, 2007

rubber knife

Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection.

"I got fall down drunk last night on Gin and rubber knifed my best friends fiance". "My girlfriend is pissed at me cause I rubber knifed her last night"

by Jeremy Maddox January 9, 2008

Butter Knife

A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.

When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.

by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017

knifed

To be slewn by a blade. Usually refers to CS.

I knifed a nub to cs coz I am a mofo! I am teh shitz.

by .NuKeZ January 13, 2005

poo knife

a poo knife....a tool used to cut a pice of poo too large to fit round the u-bend of the toilet. often a kitchen kinfe..not too sharp!

my poo is gigantic...hold on i'l use the poo knife.!

:haha the poo is defeted!!!!!

by tayzor111 October 10, 2006

knifed

verb : stabbed with a knife.

Brutus knifed Caesar.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003