Klance

The ship about 2 gay assholes that hate each other, but fUCKING love each other..

Me:"o mai gawd klance is so fukign gai-"
Asshole #12192437589:"yeah it iz but i luv tho-"

by rocksinspacewithdicksinspace April 26, 2017

Ku Klux Klan

People who think that think any day is good for Halloween, and don't leave you alone even if you give them candy.

That's the same stupid ghost costume you wore last year! Try something a little more original this time!

by Killing Kittens November 3, 2004

keanu

(n.) the grouping of chest hair that grows predominantly around the nipples.

"my keanu is out of control...time to trim"

by im.e.kiwi April 14, 2010

Klu Klux Klan

It's Ku Klux Klan but hey.

an extremely racist group of cowardly people who are homophobic, negrophobic and just plain scared of everyone but white people.
anyone who praises them is an ignorant, arrogant idiot and should take a look at themselves.
ku klux klan is a terrorist organization and its members are one of the biggest threats to national safety.

Ku Klux Klan can eat a bag of dicks

by yeah June 27, 2003

Keane

When one has smoked a large amount of Marijuana then collapsed in an industrial site whilst listening to Massive Attack.

To Pull a Keane
I think hes pulled a Keane
last night i pulled a wicked Keane

by BLEACH69696969 February 10, 2009

Ku Klux Klan

a bunch of dumb assholes who have nothing better to do

SOMEONE:"If the Ku Klux Klan is suppose to be the "master race", why the fuck do they keep spelling clan wrong?"
KKK butt fuck:"It's spelled that way because I am a dick-in-the booty dumb ass.........HANG ALL NIGGERS!!!!!"

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

Keanu Reeves

Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.

"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
"Morpheus"
"Yes..."
"Whoa!"

by TrippleZero April 30, 2005