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Falcon Kicking

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.
Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt
by admiralackbarlovesuall September 2, 2010
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kick the cup

I would rather die than kick the cup

Lil pump: I will kick your grandma before I kick the cup
by LlamaQueenBISH May 29, 2018
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tyre kicker

(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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kick down

to hook up, to give, to take
kick me down with some, ill kick you down with some
by dihzae July 24, 2003
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Kicking a can down Union Street

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.
"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"
by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007
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Kickball with Russians

Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians
by Billings722 October 2, 2016
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kick ball month

in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
did you hear its kick ball month in november?’
by poggerspogchamp October 1, 2020
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