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Fucking Karl

An expression for when Karl is so Karlishly himself that it hurts your chest a little bit and restores all your faith in humanity.
After ghosting me, Karl texted me a to apologize for not handling the situation well.

Fucking Karl.
by PollyPocketForPresident September 4, 2020
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Karl Mark

He is Family Oriented, he is smart, funny and talented boy, He want to raise his family from poverty, He wants to be a President because of his ambition for his country to kill poverty to influence youth become more stronger and hard working to achieve their dreams, People hate him because he's face not look good as other men but he still proud of it and people think he is over confident, they hate him too because he is competitive when it comes in math. He is kind to his Family and around him except people who hate him. He don't need beneficiary friend.
Karl Mark is reliable and strong person dont you ever forget that.
by Freeel June 7, 2021
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Karl Bungus

Someone who is thin skinned and drinks vitamin water. Can be associated with a person who perceives an insult where there is none.
Oh man, he can’t take a joke, he’s such a Bungus!
I know he’s a total Karl Bungus!
by Todd_The_Godd February 11, 2020
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the nourishing karl

When you are hitting it from behind and you feed your lover cheese puffs.
"I was horny and in the mood for a snack, but thankfully my lover pulled the nourishing Karl out of his bag of tricks!"
by Karlito grande June 27, 2019
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HOT KARL

the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.
Joe gave Jane a hot Karl leaving 3rd degree burns on her neck and face
by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012
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Boiling Karl

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008
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karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004
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