Noun: person who exhibits one or a combination of unpleasant bodily functions during bouts of excessive drinking; having flatulence and/or a weak stomach
As in “I was stoked for beach week with my bros but I was a total Kavanaugh and wound up ralphing and boofing the whole time.”
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Kalan is the best human in the universe somtime he go's as Z-boy and he is very fond of people that are named Menno.
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Get the Kalan mug.An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!
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Get the Kalani mug.(V). To rape someone. Specifically, to push someone (most probably a young girl) into a dark room, pull off their clothing, grind against them, cover their mouth and laugh about it.
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Get the Kavanaugh mug.When one refuses to take responsibility for ones actions.
While lacking the ability to keep ones story straight.
Similar to Kavana-tarded.
To pull and or act like a kavanaugh
Is to act out of self entitlement or believing your are better then everyone and are above societies rules.
While judging people on the same rules leading to hipacritical actions also have a very small penis with two pussy lips instead of testicals leading to irrational behavior and the inability to get angry with out crying...
Where kavana-tarded also has the small Weiner most time small enough to be confused with a innie belly button.
The brain power is similar to a broken shovel to use the medical defanition
Just straight up retarded with the inability to keep frozen hot dogs out of ass hole or piss stains out of pants
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While lacking the ability to keep ones story straight.
Similar to Kavana-tarded.
To pull and or act like a kavanaugh
Is to act out of self entitlement or believing your are better then everyone and are above societies rules.
While judging people on the same rules leading to hipacritical actions also have a very small penis with two pussy lips instead of testicals leading to irrational behavior and the inability to get angry with out crying...
Where kavana-tarded also has the small Weiner most time small enough to be confused with a innie belly button.
The brain power is similar to a broken shovel to use the medical defanition
Just straight up retarded with the inability to keep frozen hot dogs out of ass hole or piss stains out of pants
For further clearifacation please see defanition of kavana-tarded
Can you believe timmy he broke in to the sperm bank dressed like daisy Duke going as prince for hollaween then used his belt to choke him self while buttchughing gallons of cum.
And now hes trying to sue the police to get the cum back.
Damn what a kavanaugh.
Last time he pulled a kavanaugh he tried to rape a girl while playing shit monster in a port a potty shes lucky he tripped over his pussy lips so he only got shitty hand prints on her what a fucking Kavanaugh
And now hes trying to sue the police to get the cum back.
Damn what a kavanaugh.
Last time he pulled a kavanaugh he tried to rape a girl while playing shit monster in a port a potty shes lucky he tripped over his pussy lips so he only got shitty hand prints on her what a fucking Kavanaugh
by Pecker pete October 4, 2018
Get the Kavanaugh mug.She is a really cool girl. Mean at times but she keeps it 100 with everyone. Really pretty and nice girl. Doesn't really like people but will tolerate them. Her loyalty runs deep. Always makes people laugh and knows how to have a good time.
Get you a kalanie.
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