Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Junk Yummy

a racially diverse curvaceous female behind.

"check out that girl's junk yummy." or "Jennifer Lopez is famous for her junk yummy."

by simplylena September 8, 2009

mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.

I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.

by jrw April 28, 2005

junk show

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

by Bret February 28, 2004

junk squad

The Drug Enforcement Agency, otherwise known as the D.E.A.

It's the junk squad! Haul ass!

by Postulate 3 September 8, 2008

Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

by MaximumOverdrive February 21, 2009

junk food

anything with packs of lard in it

1.chips are junk food
2.lardy delich is junk food

by ampoo May 20, 2003