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jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY
I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School
by Catsonweed May 30, 2018
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junior cougar

a junior cougar, aka a "cub", is a woman 25-29 years old who goes after younger men. some day they will blossom into cougars.

This is to be distinguished from a "cougar", who is a woman 30-39 years old that goes after younger men. Or even a "double cougar" (40+ years old)
oooh man we went out to the bars last night and there were these gold-digging junior cougars who were all over us.
by smith5565 February 10, 2008
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junior frosty

When one sticks one's dick in a block of ice then jacks off
Bro I can't believe Justin gave himself a Junior Frosty. That shit must have hurt.
by EerieEagle October 10, 2017
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Disney Junior

A show for kids under the age of four, extremely creepy adults, parents of kids under the age of four, overprotective parents, and kids over the age of three who want to watch Disney channel but it's time slot was replaced with this channel instead. Usually teaching small kids life lessons, Disney Junior is a huge waste of time and should be abolished!
Hey dude, did you see that Disney Junior sucks poster in the hallway today?
by TheChocolatePig January 21, 2017
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junioritis

the same as senioritis but strikes before senior year. usually happens when one gets sick of BS homework and hours of studying for tests that seem incredibly irrelevant to anything and everything relating to having fun.

usual suspects are once overly-ambitious individuals who are tired of working so much, and the classic slacker.
person 1: hey who wants to study up on some physics with me for the quiz next week?
junioritis victim(s) :ehhhhh..
person 2: FUUKK duuuuude nobdy wants to study with your beeitch ass, we all have junioritis!!

person 1: oh geez!
by OHjenn! February 28, 2011
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case of junior or jr.

An 18, 20, 24, or 30 pack of Budweiser beer named after Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Run down to the liquor store and pick up a case of junior or jr..
by Dflynn April 4, 2008
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Junior Prom

An event that when people look back, it may be either the highlight or the painful depression high school experience.

It may leave emotional scars for the pain one feels. Difference between any other prom, may make you feel sad throughout the rest of juinor year but, also senior year, until college possibly.
Three Possible Junior Prom Experiences Involving a Date
1. Had a wonderful time, dancing was awesome and my date looked beautiful/handsome, had a great time and will remember it for the rest of my life.

2. Went to prom, alone, ate all night, saw my crush having the time of their life with their date, saw them freak, had last dance, jumped into the limo with each other and God knows what happened, went, home drunk alone, till I puked.... But that's okay, I blame myself, maybe I should have been taller, less acne, more athletic, ECT. And she doesn't even like the guy/gal!
3. Stayed at home and wondered what my crush was doing.... Drunk alone, felt horrible, saw the prom pics... Died a little inside. And she doesn't even the guy/gal!
Junior Prom Rejection

Crush: I took him/her as a friend.
You:Okay, have lot's of fun! (Crying inside)

Crush:We had an awesome time, how about you?
You:It was uhm... great!
Crush:Who'd you dance with?
You: (lying) Didn't feel good didn't want to dance.
Crush:Ohh that's too bad.

Crush:(Knowing you like him/her) That's okay' we're going as friends.
You:Okay.. Have fun.
Crush:That's okay, I promise I'll hang out with you the week following prom weekend.

You:That sounds good, have fun!

About three weeks later, notice crush didn't keep promise or, talk to you much less.
You: Finally, we get to talk.
Crush: Yeah
You:So, what's up?
Crush:Nothing much.
You:Okay how was prom?
Crush: Fun, how was yours?
You: Uhm... Not so fun...
Crush: Well, i didn't take you because I didn't want you to make a move on me.

(What he/she really means... He/she, is taller, more attractive, less acne, more my type ECT.

Crush:Well, I don't like him.

You:........

Crush:Well, (sarcastically) SORRY! BYE!
by Deputy Man November 11, 2009
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