Rio Norte Junior High School

School full of little mongo skaters, stupid myspace-whore girls; has the fucking most retarded school rules.

Mongo green diamond skater: Bye mom I'm gonna go get dressed coded by some douchebag riding in a golf cart at rio norte junior high school

Mom:Ok bye

*Mongo skater walks*

Fake annoying bitch girl: oh hey(yyyy) mongo kid *while she says this she is leaning over attempting to show cleavage with her flat ass chest, and holding her hands like shes doing the good morning stretch except they're pointed down, and when she finishes talking to the mongo kid whos probably wearing red pands, she raises her eyebrows and presses her lips together like a fucking alien.*

by Bill, the guy with a mustache September 30, 2008

junior mints

Candy which is composed of a creamy, mint-flavored goo covered in solid chocolate.

Junior Mints kinda look like bird shit.

by Dok April 16, 2005

Juando

variant of the Spanish name, Juan which translates from the Hebrew as "gift from God." Men nicknamed Juando are often also referred to as "Mr. Juanderful." Ladies, if you happen to find yourself a Juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are "Juan in a Million" that you'll find another man who's as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a Juando. Guys named Juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average Juan.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.

Joe: Did you see the newest Dos Equis commercial with The Most Interesting Man in the World? He was snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a hottie on each arm!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!

Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!

by jellybean67 February 10, 2010

Junior Mint

Junior Mint is a term of endearment for the newly-minted, smart-as-a-whip, hand-raising, go-getters that are in the early stages of their careers and that no team/company/non-profit/group wants to be without. Junior Mints are rock stars and will likely PWN you one day.

Karin is hands-down the best Junior Mint I've met in Seattle!

Don't you have any Junior Mints that can whip this fuster cluck of an event into shape?

by SheShe66 June 24, 2009

judocracy

Putin and his higher ups politicians and generals. Putin trains judo a lot as a hobby and those who join him are often influential people and benefit from this. So Putin and his Judo practising higher ups form what is known as judocracy. "Cracy" comes from Greek and it means "Power"

Judocracy is Russia's real political regime .

by Never2Stronk April 19, 2016

verbal judo

The gentle art of persuasion, as defined by its creator, George Thompson.

I can subdue a rowdy kid with Verbal Judo in less time than it would take with a baseball bat.

by Dawdawdo August 17, 2006

Junioritis

A terminal strain of Senioritis that is obtained by excessive laziness and contact with infected seniors. Junioritis tends to attack young people around the age of 17 or at the end of there 3rd year of high school. This tragic disease affects a person’s ability to obtain any form of motivation used to achieve tasks specifically related to public high schools; it also affects a person’s ability to judge long spans of time, often giving the infected individual a false sense of hope and relaxation. In its later stages this disease can lead to failing of classes, summer school and in some extreme cases failure to graduate, coma, and death. Some medications for this illness include Ritalin, caffeine, and excessive strikes to the individuals face and groin.

"Ben has Junioritis!"
"Quick, slap him in the face!"

by Suprben May 13, 2009