Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

jose briseno

A big dick

I have a Jose Briseno

by John simims February 16, 2018

Jose Lopez

Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t

Jose Lopez lost a lot of money against the chiefs

by Pmoneu November 23, 2021

jose and allison

Jose and Allison are the couple of a life time. They love each other forever and will never be apart. They always find a way to each other and are the best friends. If you know a Allison or Jose send this to them.

Jose and Allison number 1 couple

by TheKingValid September 26, 2021

Jose and Alyssa

The best couple ever. If you ever see Jose and Alyssa DON'T EVER try to break them up. They are the most perfect couple and will always make you laugh. Alyssa is super insecure but Jose makes her feel better about herself. Jose is very depressed but once he meets Alyssa his life changes. A girl named Precious likes Jose. Alyssa is very jealous. Jose says he will never like Precious and that he loves Alyssa only. Don't mess with Alyssa and Jose. YOU WILL PAY!!!

Jose and Alyssa are Soulmates

by Shxdowxx October 15, 2022

Jose-Luis

Absolute Giga Chad of a Unit and is a absolute handsome, smart, and hot and gets all the girls

Jose-Luis is very hot

by Hot Sexy Man69 May 22, 2022

sloppy jose

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.

Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008