Jonnie

A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.

Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?

Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.

by ayenonymous November 26, 2019

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Jonny

Jonny is a boy who is absolutely perfect in every way he’s very popular the nicest human you will ever meet very athletic and try’s to help every one every girl thinks he is hot but he will break your heart into pieces even if your not his girlfriend.

WOW IS THAT THE JONNY YOU WHERE TALKING ABOUT

Yeah why?

He’s super freaking hot damnnn

by Umm I don’t know 😂 October 12, 2018

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jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

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Jonny

A guy who typically resembles a q-tip. Drives a mini van who's name is randy

I wanna fuck a jonny

by ABasicBitchNamedMak January 30, 2018

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Jonny

Jonny, a walking penis with the heart of a fawn.queer where's bedazzled jewelry on his pants.looks like perfection until hat comes off.likes the glass dick and the skin flute.pro cocker

Her Jonny needed a tampon.i took a shit and wiped my Jonny.

by 2hornz February 5, 2020

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